New From Dewalt

[Iceman065]

Got this in an e-mail today...

New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT.

It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. RESEMBLANCE TO A BUSHMASTER OR COLT M-4 IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

NOT FOR EXPORT
(BATTERY NOT INCLUDED)

BI-POD AVAILABLE

NOT FOR USE BY CHILDREN, PEOPLE WEARING TURBANS, OR CIVIL WAR REENACTORS



This NAILER makes construction a breeze!
You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back,
relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place,
just fire away.
With the hundred-round magazine,
you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid Fire Nail Gun,
the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else again.

 

[Leadingspartan]

How much?

 

[Spartan137]

Good golly holly...

 

[Spartan 343]

Best tool EVER!!!!!!!

 

[BFDesigns]

Where can I pick one of these up? And will Happy Gilmore's Boss get pissed off that I have one?

The nail gun kinda reminds me of this advertisement:

 

[Yur Ry]

Wut lol
this piece of tool is just the best tool ever made
i hope my boss buys one so i can run around on the contruction yard with my m4

 

[rundown]

HAHA sweet nailgun.

 

[ImaGonnaGetYou]

If that is seriously real, I know what I'm spending birthday money on. XD

EDIT: Aww, Google says it's a repainted M16.

 

[salival462]

THis would be awesome if it could only be real.

 

[eggfooyoung]

Now you can build your home, and train to use a M-4!