This is off an old show or something I think,
"How come you can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick?"
also
"The 50/50/90 rule: If there is a 50/50 chance you can get something right there is a 90% chance you'll get it wrong."
"Life is all about the ass...you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, dealing with one, or behaving like one."
"It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
-Abraham Lincoln
"If I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you."
This next one is how you would answer the phone
"Welcome to (your name)'s meat market. Where you can beat our meat, but not our prices!"
None are really that good for a yearbook, but just some "food for thought."
Super-Ang