HK-47 (The Assassin Droid) Quotes
Statement: But master, "human" does not accurately describe the large amount of bulbous slushiness present in your bipedal form. "Organic meatbag" is far more suited to your kind.
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Reflection: Master, although he died gruesomely, I have no doubt that the inhabitants of that sector were fishing pieces of Bochaba the Hutt out of their soup for weeks afterward. Oh, how I wish I had the opportunity to fish dead meatbag out of my soup, master.
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Explanation: Master, there are many politicians on Coruscant. I could spend decades slaughtering them and never make a dent. I remember a candidate for the position of Chancellor. I believe he could have become Chancellor. Before killing him, I killed some of his opponents, and even some that he did not ask for. Freebies, if you will.
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Continuation: And while screaming and stabbing at me with a writing utensil, my previous master punctured one of my actuators, and destroyed my assassination protocol. I would have congratulated him, if he were not sizzling and being electrocuted at the time. The utensil remained in my chest plating for many years...pure luck on his part, I suspect.
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Statement: Master, I wonder how many dead masters I have out there. A droid can live for a looong time, you know.
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Statement: Oh, no, prospective buyer, assassination droids are highly illegal. I am a law abiding droid. Yes, law abiding. That's me.
HK is the funniest robot EVAR.