At this point I've given up, and genuinely thought he wasnt there and that this was a cruel prank, but because I dont want to be left out... yeah, that's dirtdives, sure... mmmhhhhhmmm
Apparently! It was super embarrassing 'cuz it took me freaking ages to find him! She was all like "let me see. Humm de du- oh, there he is!" And I was like "what?!"