ok, not really a song, but more a poem,
violets are blue
roses are black
why is your chest
as flat as my back?
and for those of you who were wondering, this is why i know it: my friend's elaborate plan is to tell his umm... girl friend i suppose... that she is really flat, alot of times, so eventually she y'know, flashes to him to prove she isn't too flat. but he can dream
![Stick Out Tongue :p :p](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
no offence intended to anyone
no midgets hurt during the making of this post