Funny how often that actually happens. Members getting recruited by ONI and not coming back. Visitors that say they're going to join up: don't. Recruited by ONI! I had a puppy when I was a tiny child that was recruited by ONI. My sister's pet rat that got rabies? Recruited by ONI. Heck, I even had a goldfish that was recruited by ONI!
THE GIST OF THESE COMMENTS STOLEN FROM JEFF FOXWORTHY. CREDIT GIVEN WHERE CREDIT DUE.