Lee, every time you make something, I think that you can't possibly make anything cooler. YET YOU ALWAYS PROVE ME WRONG.
Now, if I had a Splazer, I would:
*Destroy my school
*Terrorize the neighbors
*Have the coolest and most lethal laser pointer EVAR
*Not just disrupt movies, presentations, and speeches, but DESTROY THEM
*Overdo the "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR" joke/meme and drive everyone I know insane
*Acheive world domination