Apeiron
New Member
Alright, guys, strap in, the adventure begins!
And you are gonna be my company, so we all can laugh at my insane skills regarding crafting, modifying patterns, not choking on my own saliva, basically anything.
Since I have not managed to find anybody from Czech republic here, you may as well call me The Last Spartan or The Lone Ranger. That's how I roll. Lots of Germans, tho. I'd like to enjoy a bratwurst and beer with you, even though I can't really speak German, except vulgarities.
CHAPTER ONE - THE FOREARM
Oh, where should I start. Got the patterns, pounded down a shot of Red Bull and got ready to knock it out of the park. My lovely girlfriend bought Armorsmith for her and my cosplay needs. Needless to say, she is awesome, knows how to work with graphic programs and basically can actually think in a way that makes sense.
I somehow finally fit the forearm pattern to my body (actually the pattern is tilted just like I am while I am writing this)
Yet, I printed it, transferred it to my beautiful 10 mm thick EVA foam and started to get stuff done.
Huge props to Angelegend
His YouTube tutorial really tried hard to bash some sense into me. Sadly, they have failed.
For starters, I was using contact cement, I love that stuff. Holds well, gets you high, looks like boogers, all in all pretty good fun. Soon I realized that contact cement is a lot like me: has trouble getting inside tight spaces. As I started, I wanted to completely nail the forearm on my first try. I really tried, I was confident in my Armosmith skills, in my craftsmanship and basically in myself. Then, when i was in the middle of cutting stuff out, I had my first breakdown. The inside cuts are just so ridiculous to make with a box cutter (9mm thick though). See the bottom of the forearm.
I have no clue how you manage to do that. Especially Angelegend made it look so simple and easy. His were neat. Mine were messy and not really straight, just like their creator. Honestly, guys, HOW?!
It didn't take long for me to lose the rest of my sanity. Then i started half-assing stuff and justifying to myself that after all, I am doing just a fitting test to see how stuff actually works out. Well, I did not manage to convince myself and I feel like shite. So I thought I'd share this (as of 16.4.2021 pretty short) journey, so we all can have some fun and some time later, I can look at myself writing this public diary entry and laugh on how actually dumb I was. Future me, if you are reading this, I hope you got some muscles and some sweet armor, you magnificent bastard!
Another full image, the rest is below (I guess, the glue kicked my ass and I am in delirium)
As you can see, by the time I got to the circle thingy, I completely lost my mind. I sweated my ass of doing the fin thing side and then my boy Ange casually said ,,Okay, now let's do the most complicated part of the build". Oof. I have no clue how can something be short, but big at the same time. Excluding myself of course.
To close today's entry, here is a video of me including a face reveal. Cherish it and then sell the screenshot on eBay when I become famous, thx.
Hope you all had a nice laugh, are well fed and hydrated.
Signing off for now. Have a good one.
Your boy
Apeiron, the lone ranger from Czech republic.
And you are gonna be my company, so we all can laugh at my insane skills regarding crafting, modifying patterns, not choking on my own saliva, basically anything.
Since I have not managed to find anybody from Czech republic here, you may as well call me The Last Spartan or The Lone Ranger. That's how I roll. Lots of Germans, tho. I'd like to enjoy a bratwurst and beer with you, even though I can't really speak German, except vulgarities.
CHAPTER ONE - THE FOREARM
Oh, where should I start. Got the patterns, pounded down a shot of Red Bull and got ready to knock it out of the park. My lovely girlfriend bought Armorsmith for her and my cosplay needs. Needless to say, she is awesome, knows how to work with graphic programs and basically can actually think in a way that makes sense.
I somehow finally fit the forearm pattern to my body (actually the pattern is tilted just like I am while I am writing this)
Yet, I printed it, transferred it to my beautiful 10 mm thick EVA foam and started to get stuff done.
Huge props to Angelegend
His YouTube tutorial really tried hard to bash some sense into me. Sadly, they have failed.
For starters, I was using contact cement, I love that stuff. Holds well, gets you high, looks like boogers, all in all pretty good fun. Soon I realized that contact cement is a lot like me: has trouble getting inside tight spaces. As I started, I wanted to completely nail the forearm on my first try. I really tried, I was confident in my Armosmith skills, in my craftsmanship and basically in myself. Then, when i was in the middle of cutting stuff out, I had my first breakdown. The inside cuts are just so ridiculous to make with a box cutter (9mm thick though). See the bottom of the forearm.
I have no clue how you manage to do that. Especially Angelegend made it look so simple and easy. His were neat. Mine were messy and not really straight, just like their creator. Honestly, guys, HOW?!
It didn't take long for me to lose the rest of my sanity. Then i started half-assing stuff and justifying to myself that after all, I am doing just a fitting test to see how stuff actually works out. Well, I did not manage to convince myself and I feel like shite. So I thought I'd share this (as of 16.4.2021 pretty short) journey, so we all can have some fun and some time later, I can look at myself writing this public diary entry and laugh on how actually dumb I was. Future me, if you are reading this, I hope you got some muscles and some sweet armor, you magnificent bastard!
Another full image, the rest is below (I guess, the glue kicked my ass and I am in delirium)
As you can see, by the time I got to the circle thingy, I completely lost my mind. I sweated my ass of doing the fin thing side and then my boy Ange casually said ,,Okay, now let's do the most complicated part of the build". Oof. I have no clue how can something be short, but big at the same time. Excluding myself of course.
To close today's entry, here is a video of me including a face reveal. Cherish it and then sell the screenshot on eBay when I become famous, thx.
Hope you all had a nice laugh, are well fed and hydrated.
Signing off for now. Have a good one.
Your boy
Apeiron, the lone ranger from Czech republic.