This guy likes the cat ears!!! Cut to wide shot, sped up video of people coming in off screen in t poses, beating guy up, leaves
I saw you at the con why didn't you say hi?? Me at the con: disjointed noise and nonsense with blocked vision
Spartan with gravity hammer comes up behind person on enemy team, does a whole big street-fighter style combo, only to miss when the other person picks something up off ground. Silliness ensues, perhaps a bonk
Ah-Ha take on me dance but it's the Cartman from Southpark version
Who would you hang out with if your cosplay friend died?? Clips of setting up dead friend to hang out with idk
POV: I sit down next to you at the bar. Other person continuously gets more and more disjointed about halo lore
Scene from Seinfeld: What'd you pay for this? I paid what it costs. Pause. How much? What's the difference? You're not going to tell me? I'd rather not say it out loud it's embarrassing. Over 300? Yes, but let's just stop it right there. It's over 400. Really I'm not answering. Is… is it over 400?? Would you… pause. *checks price* woah nelson
Do I run over this cat-eared spartan? Or do I drive over it?? (popular audio)
The only isle I'll be walking down this year (the aisles at comicon)
Give me $50000 or I'm leaking your camera roll!! My camera roll: silly spartan photos quickly flash on screen
The photos they take of me vs the photos I take of them (one person has stunning photos, the other has the worst angles imaginable)
Average halo infinite team: lineup of very different suits. perhaps one emo-looking, one cat eared, etc appropiate music plays for each person
Someone tried to talk to you while in cosplay: audio from kung foo panda. See n8 for deets
Nonchalant elevator challenge
Accountant looking at your finances. Just a guy going down the list of progressively more and more bizarre comiccon purchases
This is a scrips of someone playing 20 questions with chatGPT. It's just a funny back-and-fourth:
Let's play 20 question! I'm thinking of something
Great! Is it an animal? Yes
Is it a mammal? Yes
Is it an object typically found indoors? No
Is it a living thing? It's an animal, so yes
Is it a mammal? I already said yes
Is the animal you are thinking of a mammal? If you ask me that again I will slap you
My apologies, I did not mean to repeat myself. Let me ask a different question instead. Is the animal you are thinking of, a mammal? *slap*
Hi! Is there something I can help you with? We are playing 20 questions!
My apologies, I apologize for my mistake. Let's continue the game. IT IS A MAMMAL
Great! That really narrows it down. Is this mammal commonly kept as a pet? Sometimes.
Is it a carnivore? No.
Is it a domesticated animal? Yes
Is it a domesticated animal? Yes again
Is it a domesticated anima? Yes, for the third time
Is the animal you thinking of a carnivore. I already said no, please remember my answers.
My apologies, I will try to pay closer attention. Let me clarify, it is not a carnivore? No.
Is it a carnivores mammal? WHAT
I apologize if my responses are confusing or frustrating. Is there something specific that you are finding difficult or unclear? It is a mammal. It is not a carnivore.
Thank you for clarifying. Is it a herbivore? Yes.
Is it a domesticated animal? For the fourth time: yes!
Is it a bear? A DOMESTICATED BEAR?
No, it is not a domesticated bear. You still have 9 questions left. YOU are asking the questions!
I apologize for the confusion. Let me start again. Is this animal commonly kept as a pet? Sometimes
Is the mammal you are thinking of primarily herbivorous? Yesss
Is the animal a horse? Yes!!!
...Is it a platypus?
I think I walked into the wrong bar (scenes from ppl with all the plaid)
You pass us while we're wondering the con (bizarre statements from people mid conversation followed by a polite "hi" as they pass)