So here is my plan....
I wanna dress up as like, the Easter Bunny or like, a Leprechaun.
I wanna have my basket/pot o' gold to contain rubber body parts and I wanna wield one of them big plastic knives with some fake blood on it.
Then I wanna have a Santa costume stuffed with pillow/hay on the front lawn, laying face down while I hop around him. I think that would be smashing good fun.
-OR-
Decorate a cardboard box to look like a van that says "Free Candy" on the side, while I wear a fake mustache, and some big wide-brimmed glasses, and a "Hi My Name Is: Chester" sticker on a plaid shirt.
I can be like "Hey kids, come on over here! Freeeee Caaaaandy!"
Except, the kids won't understand that one, only the parents.... oh well.... decisions, decisions...
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-I'm gonna have an awesome halloween