We already have one. It's called the Stickies. Noobs don't read them, why would they download and read a massive PDF? As good an idea as it is, I don't think it's a solution.
Akademee, I basically have the same story as you, there. And, I agree, it was having to wait for reg to open that made me as civil as I am, now.
While I disagree with the 501st's Elitism, their limit on registration is a pretty sound idea. There aren't idiots, for lack of a better term, in the 501st. So, I think the 405th needs to close registration for awhile, and only open it occasionally, for a short period, to let new guys jump on our bandwagon. It would give people a chance to learn before they joined, and ask stupid questions. I'm sure every, single member of this forum has the intelligence to do anything any other member can do. Giddiness can override that intelligence, though.
So, I guess, my point is, sober the new kids up by makin' 'em wait to register. Gives 'em a chance to learn.