Ha, i found the sesame street bit funny. "Some monsters will have problems"
"Cookie monster is in the stall baking cookies with a spoon and lighter, How can we help him stop his addiction.
Wave- Smack him around
Pull- rip spoon from hand
Lean over and Pull- Drag him out of stall.
Or
Put hand in pocket and pull hand out- Phone Rehab for Cookie Monster"
Sorry if that's dark.