I looked down at this thread,
and it filled me much with dread.
But reading more on this forum,
I feel like it needs some corn!
Reading people talking about dumb things,
I believe it' slapping a noodle on... Something?
This place needs some reform,
how about I bring some corn!
Whatever I give to help with,
you must accept as to not be selfish!
I'm not saying any of you are scorn,
I'm just sayin'... ya'll need some corn!
So stop on over to the busy street,
where all of my prices can't be beat!
There's plenty of corn so don't be hairy,
all of it is completely complimentary!
Bring your bowls, bring your spoons,
for I have come to feed you goons!
Now come one, come all,
Don't be afraid to eat it all!