Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

[RandomRanger]

HIT 'IM WITH THE NOODLE, FANGS!
HIS ATTEMPTS AT RHYME WERE REALLY LAME!
TO SPIDERMONKEY HE SHIFTED BLAME!
METHINKS HE STINKETH AT THIS GAME!

I'm looking at this thread and this is what I see,
FANGS and Anwalt poking at me
I've got a rhyme-rifle on my back, and I'm not afraid to blow it
But it's all about FANGS, don't forget to show it
We're grateful and you know it

 

[xXDashIVXx]

I'm looking at this thread and this is what I see,
FANGS and Anwalt poking at me
I've got a rhyme-rifle on my back, and I'm not afraid to blow it
But it's all about FANGS, don't forget to show it
We're grateful and you know it

I cant help but notice you set up the word "back", but didnt connect it with another rhyming word...

 

[Dirtdives2424]

Actually "back" isn't a connecting rhyme word.....He could have expanded on the 2nd line to allow for an even flow for the overall rhyme, but it's the last line that is the most glaring mistake.......He set the poem up w/ a 2 line rhyme but the next has a 3 line rhyme....it should have been a 2nd two line rhyme and then a 3rd two liner w/ a different rhyme. I'm sorry RandomRanger, you have failed this city......I mean thread.....

 

[RandomRanger]

Actually "back" isn't a connecting rhyme word.....He could have expanded on the 2nd line to allow for an even flow for the overall rhyme, but it's the last line that is the most glaring mistake.......He set the poem up w/ a 2 line rhyme but the next has a 3 line rhyme....it should have been a 2nd two line rhyme and then a 3rd two liner w/ a different rhyme. I'm sorry RandomRanger, you have failed this city......I mean thread.....

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Criticisms will be accepted in the form of a poem

 

[Dirtdives2424]

As the creator and moderator of this thread.....I reserve the right to deny your claim for criticisms in poem form and substitute it w/ a Gif:

 

[xXDashIVXx]

Your bad and it makes me really sad to know that you could try harder but you just wont try and ponder on the most appropriate way you could have saved your behind the other day, but I just dont know anymore.
Keeping up with you is looking more like a chore.
They say the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, but I'm looking over and just seeing somewhat of a meaner and someone thinking dence...
We were trying to throw you a pitch,
but you ignored it like a whiney little... awesome HUD maker and genius?
All jokes aside we all love you,
And everything you do,
And even though this post was a little offensive, we are just messing with our favorite representative.

Your amazing ranger! <3

Criticisms will be accepted in the form of a poem

 

[RandomRanger]

As the creator and moderator of this thread.....I reserve the right to deny your claim for criticisms in poem form and substitute it w/ a Gif:

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Resorting to the use of gif
Dirtdives' rhymes were worse than Grif's

 

[Sean Anwalt]

RandomRanger just keying you know I once attempted to fight with Dirtdives on this thread and the result was an epic and unrelenting rap battle. I dunno if we can handle that as a forum a send time.

 

[Lieutenant Jaku]

so... inspired by the kids at the pool:
Kids running around like fools
and breaking ALL the rules
Why must this be followed?
clearly our heads are hollowed
One kid picks up a noodle
resistance seems futile
as the wet noodle hits
its shredded to foam bits

Because FANGS and everyone else here at the 405th are just big children

 

[RandomRanger]

so... inspired by the kids at the pool:
Kids running around like fools
and breaking ALL the rules
Why must this be followed?
clearly our heads are hollowed
One kid picks up a noodle
resistance seems futile
as the wet noodle hits
its shredded to foam bits

Because FANGS and everyone else here at the 405th are just big children

This is art

 

[Dirtdives2424]

Art is subjective thank God......One's man's art is another man's.........not art.......let's just say this isn't making into the Louvre.

 

[PerniciousDuke]

stand ho, wherefore doest nay one followeth the way?
thee might not but only speaketh in song
thee might not but only speaketh to FANGS
showeth that lady the respect we has't f'r the leadership the lady provides
the lady is fair, honorable and of level headeth
wend forth and did spread the word mine own cater-cousins

Spoiler

stop, why does no one follow the rules?
you must only speak in poems
you must only speak to FANGS
show her the respect we have for the leadership she provides
she is fair, honorable and of level head
go forth and spread the word my friends

 

[Lieutenant Jaku]

oh my,
her wrath has finally come by
that day,
we would finally pay
FANGS unleashed the powerful noodle
any resistance was futile
Schankerz shielded
to protect from the noodle she wielded
TurboCharizard fell
but we endured this hell
as the noodle hit
each time a crit

 

[Sean Anwalt]

NOT THE NOODLE!
Look, it's so beautiful!
SHE TAMED YOU LIKE POODLES!
Should have been more dutiful!

 

[Dirtdives2424]

Oh my friends, I look on on this with dread.
Were it not for Her mercy, you all would be dead.
Over the border FANGS brought her wrath,
the picture is that akin to a huge bloodbath.
My sorrow is that I did not share your fate,
I also hope that HOD will have another date.
To join you all will be a wish come true,
FANGS, the pic is a bit blurry, is that noodle ....Blue?

 

[RandomRanger]

I opened this thread
to find my teammates dead
and with their poor luck,
the FANGS noodle struck

 

[Lieutenant Jaku]

is that noodle ....Blue?

purple
theres also another in her other hand but its not in this pic
TurboCharizard may remember who else was taking pics of this was it benton? i dont remember
i also have a better one but i need to find it
Edit: here

I opened this thread
to find my teammates dead
and with their poor luck,
the FANGS noodle struck

though we are not dead,
we have been struck on the head
now we sink like lead

 

[Ashuraa]

Purple be the color of the noodle.
arma358 has the other doodle.

 

[TurboCharizard]

Non poetic question for @lieutenant_jaku
You brought purple and orange noodles to to make rhyming difficult, didn't you?

 

[Lieutenant Jaku]

Non poetic question for @lieutenant_jaku
You brought purple and orange noodles to to make rhyming difficult, didn't you?

It's just what I had...
or is it?