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MY favorite part is the epic rap battle that happened between Dirtdives and me. That took a lot of work!
Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle
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MY favorite part is the epic rap battle that happened between Dirtdives and me. That took a lot of work!
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It has just occurred to me that 'wet noodle' may be referring to a pool noodle.
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You guys should suit up an make a video.
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Lieutenant Jaku
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Just use it to get Dirtdives out there then trick him into staying to help with the fan film.
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XD, as long as they both believe one of those Lieutenant Jaku, they'll never know it's all a rouse to promote my YouTube channel.
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Yours?...
XD
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As punishment for derailing the derail thread you must now BOTH submit high quality haiku AND an epic ballad prior to any further post on the forum anywhere.
*woefully, looking skyward* It's what FANGS would want!
As punishment for derailing the derail thread you must now BOTH submit high quality haiku AND an epic ballad prior to any further post on the forum anywhere.
*woefully, looking skyward* It's what FANGS would want!
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Lieutenant Jaku
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Oh no, I repent
Derailing what you sent
No wet noodle please
that was my mediocre haiku
I can actually write a ballad if you wish, but what about?
Sean Anwalt
Derailing what you sent
No wet noodle please
that was my mediocre haiku
I can actually write a ballad if you wish, but what about?
Sean Anwalt
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Ballads are permissible.
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Idk if this is technically a ballad Sean Anwalt, but it took a me a long time so I'm gonna count it.
'Nic Roll'
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I'm no stranger to fun
You know the rules and so do I
A self-derailing's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't want this from any sort of guy
I just wanna tell you what I'm thinking
You just wanna understand
Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you
We've not known eachother for so long
But your hammer's aching, and you'retoo not shy to say it
Inside I know what what I'm doin's wrong
I know the rule but yet I break it
And if you ask me why I do this
I'll tell you cause it's fun to me
Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you
Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you
Never wanna give, never wanna give
(Give it up)
(Ooh) Never wanna give, never wanna give
(Give it up)
We've not known eachother for so long
But your hammer's aching, and you'retoo not shy to say it
Inside I just want to be accepted
Hope it's not too late to forgive it
And if you ask me why I do this
'cause I love this community
Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you
Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you
Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
'Nic Roll'
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I'm no stranger to fun
You know the rules and so do I
A self-derailing's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't want this from any sort of guy
I just wanna tell you what I'm thinking
You just wanna understand
Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you
We've not known eachother for so long
But your hammer's aching, and you're
Inside I know what what I'm doin's wrong
I know the rule but yet I break it
And if you ask me why I do this
I'll tell you cause it's fun to me
Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you
Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you
Never wanna give, never wanna give
(Give it up)
(Ooh) Never wanna give, never wanna give
(Give it up)
We've not known eachother for so long
But your hammer's aching, and you're
Inside I just want to be accepted
Hope it's not too late to forgive it
And if you ask me why I do this
'cause I love this community
Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you
Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you
Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
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lordhood32
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How could this Escape me,
Yet I find my mouth agape,
the rhyme, the flow, doesn't just glow
I've yet to encounter the dangerous wet noodle
I have not yet to learn to fear it
could it possibly be a mere doodle,
of this I should not fathom,
dear Fangs, oh merciful madam
I have no reason to fear you
but oh dear, does the noodle scare me
I'll be square and fair with you, i don't dare to challenge you
Yet I find my mouth agape,
the rhyme, the flow, doesn't just glow
I've yet to encounter the dangerous wet noodle
I have not yet to learn to fear it
could it possibly be a mere doodle,
of this I should not fathom,
dear Fangs, oh merciful madam
I have no reason to fear you
but oh dear, does the noodle scare me
I'll be square and fair with you, i don't dare to challenge you
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This thread is amazing and im upset im just now finding it. I will try and summon my inner lyrical wordsmith
- Looking at thread title - reading RandomRanger 's ballad - looking back up at the thread title -
Who's this person that is "too shy to say it" RandomRanger and why are you singing about them in my thread? Hmmmmmm???
Who's this person that is "too shy to say it" RandomRanger and why are you singing about them in my thread? Hmmmmmm???
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Heh, maybe that part should be revised, I did write it at work xD
Also, where's the rhymes at Spidermonkey60? I'll drop you a beat to get you going:
boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats, weeumm bumm buh way (oops)
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