Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

[PapaBraus]

I apologize for to rhyme with FANGS
All that came to mind was HANES
I will try to be better
For this! Lets get wetter

As I turn to google
While looking at my pet poodle
There are plenty of words that rhyme with wet noodle!

Underwear, really? Can't even make a skid?
You.re trying to rap but you sound like my kid.
Its awful and hurtful for people with ears.
Maybe sink some FANGS in before you shed tears.

Its trifle, its loathsome, to read what you've writ.
I don't have the problem, your problem is wit.
And this verbal beatdown may be excessive.
Accept it. I'm a white dude from Texas and I approve this message.

 

[ButterBacon3000]

This thread is ridiculous
But your response is conspicuous

Were writing poems for FANGS
You can even write on your HANES!

Although please beware
Do not write on and send her your underwear

Dude, complainin' really?
I was complimentin' y'all, your response was silly

If you really want me to rhyme
Then you'd better get in line,
cause its bout to be showtime!

Meanwhile while you waitin'
While you hatin' beratin'
I'm comin' for ya with a level of beat
That You wont even meet!

And as for FANGS,
While we all speakin' in slangs
She be gettin' her noodle ready to whack,
You! So get off yo but and pick up the slack!
She's got space chores for you! I'd bet a whole stack!

 

[ButterBacon3000]

Lol I'm so bad at this... it's a good thing I'm not a rapper!

 

[Spidermonkey60]

Lol I'm so bad at this... it's a good thing I'm not a rapper!

Arent we all Thats what makes this thread gold

 

[Sean Anwalt]

Lol I'm so bad at this... it's a good thing I'm not a rapper!

Agreed. ;-P

Arent we all Thats what makes this thread gold

I tried to argue with this statement, but... I got nothin'.

 

[PapaBraus]

Dude, complainin' really?
I was complimentin' y'all, your response was silly

If you really want me to rhyme
Then you'd better get in line,
cause its bout to be showtime!

Meanwhile while you waitin'
While you hatin' beratin'
I'm comin' for ya with a level of beat
That You wont even meet!

And as for FANGS,
While we all speakin' in slangs
She be gettin' her noodle ready to whack,
You! So get off yo but and pick up the slack!
She's got space chores for you! I'd bet a whole stack!

Nah, Your flow is amazing, I'd never lie. Seriously.
Just like George Washington never chopped down a cherry tree.
Or was that Lincoln, or Jackson, I mean this all figuratively.
Your rhymes just got split in half, you can't flow with me.

Its essential you sit back and meter your phrases,
but then again this might be a phase,
Dont get too enamored with the reactions these days,
Your spit will not stick to my flow in this haze.

Charge up your armor son, fall back for a minute.
Your suit has the power just don't give into it.
You're rushing in blind and your helmet is foggy.
I know you've been blindsided, don't let it get you groggy!

Go find the canteen, sip just a bit,
Rest your spartan backside, just sit for a bit,
I know this is painful, might feel like a needler,
Enjoy the bit of pain, its just a weakener.

I'm not gonna stop you on a try or attempt,
I wont sully your armor, albeit unkempt.
I will however knock you on your flows.
What in the world were you thinking? John-117 only knows.

*mic drop*

 

[ButterBacon3000]

*mic grab*
Excuse me sir but you made a mistake
You rhymed a "bit" with itself
This makes your whole rap quake

As for my armor I must say
I may be a noob but I wont stay that way
If y'all give me a chance, don't just give me a glance!
I'll surprise y'all and put y'all right in a trance!

 

[PapaBraus]

*mic grab*
Excuse me sir but you made a mistake
You rhymed a "bit" with itself
This makes your whole rap quake

As for my armor I must say
I may be a noob but I wont stay that way
If y'all give me a chance, don't just give me a glance!
I'll surprise y'all and put y'all right in a trance!

I can bit with a bit then you throw a fit,
and here in my chair I can comfortably sit,
my rhyme didnt falter not even a stitch,
but over this one issue you decide to gritch.

I cant even fault you, But your efforts appalling,
Your rhymes fall apart, I'd say they are spalling,
Please slow it down, you aren't nearly balling,
With the way you are spitting you're obviously falling.

Don't despair, don't fret, don't forget yourself here.
This DMR with words is something you should fear,
Failing that my melee might hit something fierce,
Or this energy sword, one push would pierce.

Once again, relax, sit and play on the beach.
I don't want to destroy you like they did to Reach.
Have a beach day, enjoy the hot sun,
Don't make me end you like Sgt Johnson.

*walks off stage*

 

[ButterBacon3000]

*chases outside screeming loudly*
Why are you running away?
I ain't done yet! Stay!
Why do you tell me to play?
You should instead pray!
Cause ima ruin your day!

 

[PapaBraus]

*chases outside screeming loudly*
Why are you running away?
I ain't done yet! Stay!
Why do you tell me to play?
You should instead pray!
Cause ima ruin your day!

I'll deal with you in the morning after I've had my coffee.

 

[ButterBacon3000]

I don't drink coffee... I'll deal with you after I've had my juice!

 

[Sean Anwalt]

Gentlemen.
This thread is for FANGS
Come back in.
Don't go shaking the chains
No one wins.
When we cause others pain
And we need you both to be...

Gentlemen.


"Gentlemen", copywrite 20whenever, SEANANWALT presses. Best read with epic music. Any reproduction, written or otherwise, without written consent, doesn't matter.

 

[ButterBacon3000]

why you so balsey?
You cant create nothin' good
You ain't dr halsey
You cant do what she would
You cant win this
You'll all see
So come at me I'm ready
Just try me, don't dally


She's smart and brilliant
You ain't percipient
You keep on rhyming, cause you think your so resilient!
Truth be told
You aren't really that bold!
So just sit in your chair, and do what your told!

I'm about to show some rhythm it's about to be revealed
Your like a JACKEL with a sword that you can't even weild!
And I sit here with my rhymes ready to break that shield
So TheBraus, youd better get ready cause im about to make you yield!

Gentlemen.
This thread is for FANGS
Come back in.
Don't go shaking the chains
No one wins.
When we cause others pain
And we need you both to be...

Gentlemen.


"Gentlemen", copywrite 20whenever, SEANANWALT presses. Best read with epic music. Any reproduction, written or otherwise, without written consent, doesn't matter.

Wow sorry
Didn't mean to make you worry
I guess I'd better hurry
And get ready with a flurry
Of words that wont make you hurty...
...(I've been hit with a noodle before... it hurts real bad... I don't want it too happen again)

 

[ButterBacon3000]

(Seriously though I didn't mean to hurt anyones feelings I was just playin...)

 

[WolfsParadise5]

What a thread here;
With poet unmask here;
Speaking of same;
Fangs her name;
Written beneath this thread make.

So beautiful well adhere;
If one would were;
Kidding nothing wrong here;
gotta keep going were;
while words ran out tire.

 

[ButterBacon3000]

I should never have takin the focus off of FANGS
She's the reason why we here today... dangs!
Please don't hit me with the noodle
I must apologize
Last time I got hit it was brutal
The flakes got in my eyes
Im sorry I derailed a thread
I didnt forget what the title said

"Fabulous Fangs poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle"

Up til now everything I did was futile
I hadn't done anything wrong
Meaning that I couldn't be here long
If I didnt derail a thread
Thered be no reason for her to want me dead!
(And thus I wouldn't be allowed to write a poem about her)

 

[PapaBraus]

I should never have takin the focus off of FANGS
She's the reason why we here today... dangs!
Please don't hit me with the noodle
I must apologize
Last time I got hit it was brutal
The flakes got in my eyes
Im sorry I derailed a thread
I didnt forget what the title said

"Fabulous Fangs poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle"

Up til now everything I did was futile
I hadn't done anything wrong
Meaning that I couldn't be here long
If I didnt derail a thread
Thered be no reason for her to want me dead!
(And thus I wouldn't be allowed to write a poem about her)

Alright little buddy, I'll butter your bacon,
But if you think you're skilled you're sorely mistaken.
You lack quips, you lack prose, and your skill is quite lacking,
Grab all your gear cause I'll send you packing.

You're not an elite, not a jackal, but a grunt,
I see you flailing when you hear me grunt.
It's silly to watch this and it almost hurts,
So I'm not gonna bother with you. Instead, I'll get back to work.

 

[Dirtdives2424]

Gentlemen please all settle down,
Lest you forget when she comes to town.

this place is for poets in all of their forms
Be it slightly mismatched try and conform

proses and rhymes are why we are here,
And to make fun of each other which is abundantly clear

but never forget the one who rules up in high
Mighty Fangs rains fire from the sky.

You are allowed mistakes that are minor
Forgiveness from Fangs feels nothing finer

keep it up though and feel her wrath
Mess with her and join the bloodbath

 

[ButterBacon3000]

Alright little buddy, I'll butter your bacon,
But if you think you're skilled you're sorely mistaken.
You lack quips, you lack prose, and your skill is quite lacking,
Grab all your gear cause I'll send you packing.

You're not an elite, not a jackal, but a grunt,
I see you flailing when you hear me grunt.
It's silly to watch this and it almost hurts,
So I'm not gonna bother with you. Instead, I'll get back to work.

Hurts? Work? Come on you can do better
If you keep bringing that week sauce
I'll beat you with every letter
You should get ready for loss
Come on I can show you who's boss
I can see you've never battled
Cause your armor still shines with gloss
So get ready to be rattled
I'm spartan and im bout to deploy
Sir your rhymes don't even matter
I may be new but I'm no unggoy
So quit spouting idle chatter
You say ones a noob the other elite
But apprentice becomes master
And despite your deceit
Soon its I who'll be the latter!
If you don't start rhymin faster
What's left of you will be a disaster
Cause soon as I pick up my blaster
The very last thing you'll hear is my laughter!

(For the record that wasn't a death threat, just wanted to make that clear)

 

[ButterBacon3000]

I was talking to some of you guys on discord about the word "neat" and whether or not it should still be used... shadowshail requested that I use the word as much as possible in my next poem...

*ahem*

Come on let's bring back the word neat
shadowshail deserves the credit-o
Now were all in for a treat
Without him I wouldn't have an idea so neato
Neat is a word that deserves more respect
While your all sitting back sipping your cappuccino
Remember this is a word we need not forget
It's way too neatorino
Neat is a word u use when something is neat
Which means it's something worth the while and cannot be beat
Neato is a slightly diferent variation
That brings us joy all across the nation
When were all drawing a blank and run out of words that we-know
Just remember this word that trump's all others, neatorino!