Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

[Dirtdives2424]

Non poetic question for @lieutenant_jaku
You brought purple and orange noodles to to make rhyming difficult, didn't you?

Due to that fact, I will accept oblique rhymes, near rhymes, lazy rhymes or imperfect rhymes.

However, because of that, as punishment Lieutenant Jaku, you must make the first rhyme using those refractory rhyme words..........

 

[Lieutenant Jaku]

Due to that fact, I will accept oblique rhymes, near rhymes, lazy rhymes or imperfect rhymes.

However, because of that, as punishment Lieutenant Jaku, you must make the first rhyme using those refractory rhyme words..........

when the noodle struck purple
it caused us to disperple
when the noodle struck orange
FANGS we were hit all the way to Blorenge
however we didn't submit
us unsc will never quit

see wasn't to bad
the like 2 words that worked worked well
blorenge is a mountain in wales
disperple basically means disperse

 

[RandomRanger]

Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to FANGS
happy birthday to you

I hope you heard my singing.

 

[Ashuraa]

Another glorious trip
Around the sun
Happy birthday to you FANGS

 

[Dirtdives2424]

I didn't know it was your birthday FANGS
I would have baked you a cake,
Here is a picture of one though.

 

[Sean Anwalt]

What day was (the other) day?
It was FANGS birthday!
What a day for a birthday!
Let's all have some cake

 

[Lieutenant Jaku]

how did i miss it?!
but here have a a biscuit
I'd love to give you cake
but unfortunately thats beyond my realms to bake
but either way, lets celebrate some more
the celebration must go for at least days of four

 

[James]

I just stumbled on the thread....it's amazing....
If you need me I'll be reading pages 2-7.

 

[Sean Anwalt]

I just stumbled on the thread....it's amazing....
If you need me I'll be reading pages 2-7.

Yeah... those are pretty mutch my favorite pages in this whole forum!

 

[RandomRanger]

Yeah... those are pretty mutch my favorite pages in this whole forum!

That's basically all the poems lol

 

[Dirtdives2424]

Awesome rhyme battle between myself and the amazing Sean Anwalt. Very long time since I lost a wordsmithing battle.

 

[Sean Anwalt]

Awesome rhyme battle between myself and the amazing Sean Anwalt. Very long time since I lost a wordsmithing battle.

I feel like we both emerged as more equals and less one above the other. Definitely gave me a run for my money, Dirtdives.

 

[PerniciousDuke]

How could we let this thread die?
Three months, just shy.
Three months to not sing the praises
of our overlord Fanges?

Join me friends,
Let us drink and be merry.
So much to rejoice,
How easy it is to be bad at poetry.

I vow to let none forget the dedication.
The pain of members, like me,
to keep in line,
as FANGS leads us to proper formation.

 

[PapaBraus]

How could we let this thread die?
Three months, just shy.
Three months to not sing the praises
of our overlord Fanges?

Join me friends,
Let us drink and be merry.
So much to rejoice,
How easy it is to be bad at poetry.

I vow to let none forget the dedication.
The pain of members, like me,
to keep in line,
as FANGS leads us to proper formation.

With lazy abrasion and slight inhalation I see the frustration in this situation.

The thread will not die, not today at the least, for this thread is memey and on memes we feast.

Your lyrical droppings are shallow and sloppy, like my grandfather's computers that still uses floppies.

Try harder Duke, your memes will be delicious, but in this moment you are not pernicious.

 

[xXDashIVXx]

With lazy abrasion and slight inhalation I see the frustration in this situation.

The thread will not die, not today at the least, for this thread is memey and on memes we feast.

Your lyrical droppings are shallow and sloppy, like my grandfather's computers that still uses floppies.

Try harder Duke, your memes will be delicious, but in this moment you are not pernicious.

the poem above
is really quite amazing
just like our loved FANGS

 

[ButterBacon3000]

this thread is ridiculous! I love it soooooooo much!

 

[MNKr]

this thread is ridiculous! I love it soooooooo much!

This thread is ridiculous
But your response is conspicuous

Were writing poems for FANGS
You can even write on your HANES!

Although please beware
Do not write on and send her your underwear

 

[Sean Anwalt]

Oh jeez
Oh please
Let's keep this thread literate.
I think sending FANGS underwear is
Inconsiderate.

This thread started out
With great mighty pride
As FANGS's shoutout
For helping us stride
In costumes and antics
Let's never let it die.

Also wet noodles. (That's part of the theme, after all.)

 

[MNKr]

I apologize for to rhyme with FANGS
All that came to mind was HANES
I will try to be better
For this! Lets get wetter

As I turn to google
While looking at my pet poodle
There are plenty of words that rhyme with wet noodle!

 

[PapaBraus]

I apologize for to rhyme with FANGS
All that came to mind was HANES
I will try to be better
For this! Lets get wetter

As I turn to google
While looking at my pet poodle
There are plenty of words that rhyme with wet noodle!

Yeah, you're next. Lemme figure out a rhyme.