You know you're a magician when...
-You have over 100 responses to the phrase "How did you do that?"
-No one will play cards with you....ever.*
-You have a dog named "Houdini".
-It really matters to you how someone shuffles your deck.*
-You pretended to be insane just to get the straight jacket. (I almost had to do that, but then convinced my parents to let me buy one.)
-You can say "I will now penetrate ..." with a straight face.*
-"Bikes and Ho’s" is not a funny phrase to you.*
-You spend the most money on things that other people aren’t allowed to see.* (Up to over a 100$ in things that people can't see)
-You have one or more chipped teeth from biting the wrong quarter.
-You carefully watch a card-playing scene in a movie only to see what kind of cards they’re using.*
-There’s a pack of cards in sight as you read these words.*
-You get emotional when shuffling a new deck.*
-You know that Houdini died in Detroit, Michigan at Grace Hospital in room 401 at 1:26 P.M. on October 31, 1926 but forget your own wedding anniversary.
-You spend more time in front of the mirror than you're better half* (Probably)
-You can't sit down for dinner in a restaurant without 'scoping' the table for props or reasons to do a trick*
-You start to wonder if you're hands might be smaller than average* (I did, then learned that mine are slightly bigger than average!
)
-You're perceived interpretation of what a 'stripper' deck is has changed dramatically from the one's you remember seeing in 'those' seaside shops when you were an adolescent*
-When holding a dinner party you are serving the vegetables and you say, "Pick a potato. Any potato..."
-When getting married, you are wondering how to incorporate a trick into the speech.
-You force your wife to take fertility drugs, so you can do those illusions that use twins....
